i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
