4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
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