seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Randomize
