My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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