I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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