Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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