He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
you would pick up someone in the library
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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