scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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