i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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