mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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