It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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