Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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