have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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