The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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