it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
