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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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