Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
