Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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