Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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