U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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