Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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