They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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