y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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