next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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