sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
