I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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