For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
