im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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