I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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