apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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