I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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