yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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