When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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