Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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