You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize