i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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