Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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