How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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