This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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