If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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