Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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