I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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