Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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