Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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I need you to use more vowels.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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