I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize