it was like eating out sand paper
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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