i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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