I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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