i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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