yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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