So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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