that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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