Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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