My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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