just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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