Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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